Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast
at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
''And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink
and slight grin, "How about a little quickie this morning?"
''Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims, "how rude! You're
starting to act like President Clinton", and the waitress
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers..........."It's