George A. Sprecace M.D.,
J.D., F.A.C.P. and Allergy Associates of New
filthy rich North Carolina
man decided to have a Party
& invited all of his buddies & neighbors.
He also invited Leroy, the only Black man in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Leroy was having a
good time drinking, dancing, eating Shrimp, oysters, BBQ &
flir ting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said,
' I have a 10ft
man-eating gator In my pool & I'll give a million dollars
to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.'
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash
every-one turned around & saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator & kicking its ass!
He was jabbing the
Gator in the eyes with his thumbs,
throwing punches, head butts & Choke holds, biting the gator on the
& flipping the
gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning & splashing eve r ywhere.
Both Leroy &
the gator were screaming & raising hell.
Finally Leroy strangled the gator & let it float to the top like a
store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says,
Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.
'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy.
The rich man said,
'Man, I have to
give you something. You won the bet.
How about half a million bucks then?'
'No thanks. I
don't want it,' answered Leroy.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you somethi ng . That was
How about a new Porsche, a Rolex & some stock options?'
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?'
Leroy said . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool!'
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