George A. Sprecace M.D., J.D., F.A.C.P. and Allergy Associates of New London, P.C.
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Sumbitch

A filthy rich North Carolina man decided to have a Party
& invited all of his buddies & neighbors.

He also invited Leroy, the only Black man in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. 

  
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating Shrimp, oysters, BBQ &  flir ting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, 

' I have a 10ft man-eating gator In my pool & I'll give a million dollars
to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.'

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash &
every-one turned around & saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator & kicking its ass! 

  
He was jabbing the Gator in the eyes with his thumbs,
throwing punches, head butts & Choke holds, biting the gator on the tail 

& flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. 

The water was churning & splashing eve r ywhere.
 
  
Both Leroy & the gator were screaming & raising hell.

Finally Leroy strangled the gator & let it float to the top like a dime
store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.

Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says,
 
 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.

'No, that's okay. I don't want it,'  said Leroy.

The rich man said, 

'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.
How about half a million bucks then?'
 
'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Leroy.

The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you somethi ng . That was amazing.
How about a new Porsche, a Rolex & some stock options?'

Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?'
 
Leroy said . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  . 
  
'I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool!'

- Author Unknown



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