George A. Sprecace M.D., J.D., F.A.C.P. and Allergy Associates of New London, P.C.
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Italian Pregnancy

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her
period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and
buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
 Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'

 The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later,
a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man
with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a
Ferrari and enters the house.
 He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl
and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem.

I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll
take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the
rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2
retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank
account.

 If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will rec eive a factory and
$2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot

gun, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him

 'You gonna try again.'

- Author Unknown



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