year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her
period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and
buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later,
a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man
with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a
Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl
and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll
take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the
rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2
retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will rec eive a factory and
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot
gun, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him
'You gonna try again.'
- Author Unknown