George A. Sprecace M.D., J.D., F.A.C.P. and Allergy Associates of New London, P.C.
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Gotta Love This Judge

Florida Court  Sets Atheist Holy Day!   

Gotta love this Judge!   

You must read  this.....a proper decision by the courts....for a  change.

         FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY  DAY 

        In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter  and Passover Holy days.  He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination  case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days...   The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized  days.   

        The case was brought before a judge.  After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel  declaring, "Case dismissed!"   

        The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your  honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case?  The Christians have  Christmas, Easter and others.  The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and  Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such  holidays..".  

        The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your  client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."   

        The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special  observance or holiday for atheists."   

        The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day.  Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'   Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no  God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is  adjourned."

 You gotta love  a Judge that knows his scripture!



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