George A. Sprecace M.D., J.D., F.A.C.P. and Allergy Associates of New London, P.C.
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Better Than A Flu Shot

Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was 
 admired for her sweetness And kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor Came to call on her and she showed him 
 into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while 
 she prepared tea.. As he sat facing her old  Hammond  
 organ, The young minister Noticed a    cute glass 
 bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled With water, and in the water 
Floated, of all things, a 
 condom! When she returned With tea and 
 scones, They began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his 
 curiosity About the bowl of water and its 
 strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer 
 resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about 
 this?' Pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it 
 wonderful? I was walking through The Park a few months ago And I found this little package on the 
 ground. The directions said To place it on the organ, Keep it wet and that it would prevent 
 the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter... 
 


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